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A person who confidently explains things they don’t understand — loudly, and often. Someone who’s always wrong, but never in doubt. A person who speaks with absolute confidence, regardless of being catastrophically wrong. Someone who Googles half a fact, misreads it, and repeats it like they discovered fire.
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