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Rytard (noun) Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness. Common Traits: • Confused even after diagrams • Apologizes without knowing what for • Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama” • Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
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