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Ashley is one of the cutest, weirdest, and funniest person I’ve ever met. She had the ability to turn every single conversation into dirty talk. She had underdeveloped skills of typing in Chinese even though her rizz is next level, especially in Chinese. She talks unhinged and resists going to bed at 3 am even though her brain is fried. Her desire towards stitch is to the point where she wants to cosplay stitch and run around the house scaring everyone. She’s one of the people I’ve known the longest, who I still talk to; though she got grounded for months because her mom actually cares about her unlike mine. Also she easily gets rizzed because she wants it soooo bad. She wants to bend me over and spank me but I’m pulling the uno reverse tactic. She’s going to love it. She’s probably the most caring person that’ll ever live, when I’m mad at myself, she reminds me how wonderful a person I am, even though she’ll only get more rizz from me in return. She is truly a lovable person, and I am grateful to have such a wonderful friend who actually cares about me.
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