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Macho Nut (noun) When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included. This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby. To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
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