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(verb) /ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/ Definition: A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.
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