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Ryan's World Famous French Toast (noun). A sacred, borderline cult-level dish crafted by Ryan Hoover—chef, enigma, low-carbohydrate wizard. Whispers of its fakebutter-y perfection and alternative-sugar swagger have reached near-religious status. Only prepared for people he deems “worthy,” which mostly includes his girlfriend and maybe a dog from Rover who he locked eyes with once in a moment of spiritual clarity. Rumored side effects include seeing God via food-induced hallucinations, reversal of generational trauma, and involuntary loud moaning.
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