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1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book. Etymology: Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget. Symptoms include: - Chronic ass kissing - Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch: (Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.) - Terminal dad jokes -Endless “back in my day” comments
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