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Johnny noun /jon-ee/ 1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned. 2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice. 3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
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