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**Baobao:** (noun) /ˈbā-bāō/

_A highly contagious, chronic condition transmitted exclusively through intense, long-term romantic relationships._

**Symptoms:**

- Gradual transformation into a big, round, cuddly shaped pork bun.

- A peculiar tendency to lose interest in activities, or productivity.

- Urges to eat delectable food, drink copious amounts of boba, and laze around like a sloth.

- An acute aversion to the outdoors, replaced by a burning desire to cocoon indoors with your partner.

- Excessive cuddling, sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing together—gloriously.

**Transmission:** Exclusively between lovers. Side effects include mutual clinginess and an uncanny resemblance to marshmallows.

**Prognosis:**

Once infected, there is no cure. Victims of Baobao slowly accept their transformation into this blissful, sloth-like state for as long as the relationship lasts. Outcomes include happiness, increased fluffiness, and unrivaled levels of cuteness.

**Warning:** Baobao may lead to the consumption of an alarming number of snack foods and gaming marathons. Consult your heart to confirm diagnosis.

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