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A person who suffers from an insane, freak brain disorder which causes them to not want to eat meat!!! It is believed that the disorder comes from the tree-hugging, crazed environmentalist idea that killing animals is wrong, among other similar reasons. Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
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