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Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
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