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The act of waiting your whole life for that sweet chance to slide through the back entrance. The build up in your mind has been so great that at the moment of penetration on you immediately explode an immense load of goo. This sets off an unforeseen tidal wave of feces and love juice that decimates everything in its path in a 15 foot radius and sends you scooting across the room like a body surfer. You’re only option is to doggy paddle back to your wifey and give her mouth to mouth before she drowns in a puddle of her own soil.
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