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Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case. A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.

Things a Prasham is not: 1). White 2). Lover of pork 3). Real Madrid fan

Things a Prasham is: 1). Lover of chicken

2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters 3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste

You probably wouldn't guess that he has a hairless rump. A gigantic hairless rump.

Hobbies of a Prasham: 1). Confederate karate 2). DJ-ing in the local OPD 3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store

FAQs: Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back? A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.

Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?" A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".

Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December? A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.

Quotes by Prasham:

"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"

"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."

References to Prasham in pop culture: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.

"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.

"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).

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