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Derived from Dracula but with a twist… Trzaskula is a young polish boy whose hair is nonexistent due to chemotherapy. He has slimy wet skin and a giant hairy nose. He loves sucking the blood out of his prey but also just loves sucking. He was bitten by a vampire to try to save his life as he was dying from a sad disease. He is an eye sore to look at and also hurts the nostrils when he is in close proximity. His breath smells like rotten flesh from all the sucking. He has ginormous bulging eyes kinda like a sick pug so that he can see his prey. Imagine twilight with a major twist. team trzaskula!
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