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Features of the typical neckbeard -A neckbeard (duh) -Fedora -Lives with parents (likely in their basement) -Between the ages of 30-50 -Unwashed -Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers -Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it -Owns several anime body pillows -Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord -Allergic to sunlight -Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years -Virgin -Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7 -Desk chair smells like toxic waste -On a pedophile watchlist -Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard You creepy fuck
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