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Okay let's just say that you come home from a long day at work or a horrible day at school and you go ahead and you rip off all your clothes go spread eagle on your bed and have your fan go on low while blowing fairy kisses at your nuts, then you grab your lotion and you just start stroking your shit, but you start stroking it like there's no tomorrow, stroking it like you need a nut in less than a minute, so as you're stroking it you breathing through your nose and you start developing a sneeze then that sneeze you start winding it up as your still stroking your shit and right before you nut you sneeze you not all over the place.
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