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Galleon (noun, derogatory slang, Alaska & Antarctica): A bloated, brain-dead oaf who stumbles through life like an overstuffed walrus on ice. Used to mock someone as an oversized, useless waste of space—slow, stupid, and perpetually in the way. Often hurled at those who can’t handle the cold, the work, or the culture.
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