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A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below: When a man finishes inside someone, he: 1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out 2) Dips his dick in some soapy water 3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off 4) Finishes with a nice little giggle The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
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