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What did I tell you about spoiling the ending of stories! I only tell stories, Your Grace. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist and that I must tell them. Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don't make me come over there and slap you around again.
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