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Kids of minimum legal pub/club going age (usually 17-18 years old) who frequent seedy suburban night clubs. Club kids usually work full time at a fastfood restaurant and still live at home with their parents. Their disposable income is high so they make up the 0.001% of the population who can afford the hideously overpriced drinks served at clubs. Club kids spend the entire night attached to their mobile phone ringing and texting other club kids. Female club kids faces can not be seen under the 5cm of makeup, they wear 3 inch heels midriff tops and short miniskirts. Male club kids wear turned up collar polos, jeans and white sneakers. Club kids can be seen freezing while waiting in line at a club for 3 hours in the middle of winter. Club kids refuse to wear warm clothing as they never pay for the cloak room.
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