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A dude who sticks his dick in soft shell tortillas at Kroger to test their softness. Can also use it to test other objects, such as hotdog buns, OREO ice cream cake, American cheese, jar of Vlasic dill pickles, soft soap hand soap, toilet paper roll, fresh salmon, whole turkey, toilet scrubber, mechanics oil, donuts, pampers diapers
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