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Someone (generally male or identifies as a male) who goes out of his way to maliciously speak about the significant others of females he hopelessly pursues. Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother. When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
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