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There are (physically) unattractive men with girlfriends and you're ASSUMING that there is a compensatory personality. There are fat men who fuck. There are gas station workers who fuck and are violent mentally ill criminals. A guy who actively gets confused with ME by the regulars at the gas station. Hym "Is there a through-line? Is there a commonality between ALL OF THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE that maybe is preferentially selected for? I mean, look at Preach. Fat. Looks like a character from the 1990s show 'Dinosaurs.' I mean, the correct response was 'Why should they not fuck me?' And Kevin Samuel's would say 'Small dick.' He might say 'fat' but we have already established that fatties fuck. And it isn't your made-up bullshit YouTube terms. They aren't fucking 'Toxic' (Even though I guarantee the Brittany Spears song is about a woman who is addicted to fat-cock even though she knows he is a piece of shit) Being a bad person is not disqualifying. Hilter had a wife. The Golden State Killer was a fat bald serial killer.
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