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That 162 cm, 98kg undercover gay boy and sexual pervert with a 4 cm small but thick dick and preying after girls from other nationalities because girls from his own place wouldn't even take a look at his ogre face. The looney does LDR's because of that so he can pretend to be handsome all he wants. But he's still an ogre, a disgusting monster. He is a porn addict who is always on porn hub and very much enjoys watching violent porn and frequently chats with minors especially girls under 14 years old in return for their nudes. He prefers big busty girls with big booties and he doggies them. But he very much likes anal and wants a guy to give it to him. But sadly his parents won't allow him bringing a guy home. So yeah that's Mirko. The undercover gay for life it seems cos he got no balls to stand up to his parents and marry a guy and stop preying on girls and using them as a cover.
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