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A whimsical domesticated animal, typically a pet, often lovingly referred to as a "fur baby" by the humans who have entered into a preternatural contract of servitude with said dunce animal. Generally stinks and sheds hair, makes awful sounds, treated as a baby by old people and childless couples. Has descended far from the grace and strength of its ancestors.
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