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Noun. A village of degenerate subhumans whose only modification is the presence of plastic noise tubes in every natural orifice (plus some unnatural ones) for easy penetration, which is their main goal in life. To show proof of this, the tubes are never cleaned, so others can see which ones remain untouched. Occasionally one of them succeeds in getting all the tubes nice and crusty. Then the visible tubes are filled with poop from random donors and pushed in until they are barely visible, and the village bestows the honorific "Tommy" on the winner. Unsatisfied with mediocrity, these winners usually have many more holes created surgically (with tubes, of course).
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