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UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
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