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A practice of jelqing to such a degree that it would rival the dedication of shaolin monk. A man who has mastered Jelqjitsu is not one to be trifled with. He will beat you in overall length and his prowess in gooning will leave you in disbelief as to how one could jelq and goon with such vigor and enthusiasm.
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