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The sacred art of flicking one's penis or clitoris between strokes or rubs, altering between flicks and rubs. This achieves a rhythm so divine that it promises a state of unparalleled pleasure. The term draws [inspiration] from the biblical promise of the land of Canaan to Abraham—a covenant of fulfillment and maximum goon pleasure and volume. In this context, however, the "[land of milk and honey]" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly [synchronized] flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy. Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled. Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
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