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Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight). Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club. Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club. Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes. Step 5: Tell her you are a chick. Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick. Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on. Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on. Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead. Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations. Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first! Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
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