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The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of [efficiency] (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of [expensive] linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid [apathetic] laziness.
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