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Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action. Number two: If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned. Number three: Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots. Number four: If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five: Duel before the sun is in the sky, Pick a place to die where it's high and dry. Number six: Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in. Seven: Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent. Number eight: Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight. Number nine: Look him in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require. Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
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