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Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
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