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1. The Act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning Maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become EX-masturbatory (i.e. for Lent, Life, 5 minutes) or more commonly... 2. The act of Masterbating to the thought of an Ex-Lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred) 2 1/2. Or even Masturbating with an Ex-Lover. 3. And Finally Masturbating an Ex-Lover.
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