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A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe. Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??” additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
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