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An emPATHETIC is the worst length of donkey wiener you can suck. To be the pathetic portion of an emPATHETIC donkey wiener makes you moist. Not solid at all. Quite the wet nap. Ah yes, the wet nap. The mid-afternoon wet dreaming of donkey wiener nocturnal pathetic wet pants spot. You are not in tune with my emotion and therefore cannot feel my sorrow...especially since my sorrow is knowing a smooth donkey cock like you. Wiener
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