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The male equivalent of “stir the paint”. (Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him. Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here. (Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey. You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
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