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the goat of all goats, he's Klev and Klev is as Klev does. He has the most dashing smile, which makes me want to touch him, violently. His aura and charisma makes him even more appealing, he turns heads, men and women swarm at his door with jars of nutella. He's caused many oil companies to go bankrupt as they just can't keep up with the demand, many have started to just rawdog it our of despiration. He is an angelic being, his aura unmatched by anyone, he will dominate the world, one vote at a time. Vote Klev.
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