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A "girly-junk" doctor who specializes in treating women who get excessively concerned when fellow humans are tardy about phoning them at a pre-arranged time, especially when they're horny and the person who'd promised to CALL them was a well-hung stud who was GONNA meet up and have sex with them.
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