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Some absolute lactard, that’s not only scared of dairy, but also has Gynophobia (fear of women). They yap so hard about their oestrogen filled subjects, and how they finger their hair in the mirror, that their lactose free boyfriends. They eat cheese and crackers with Himalayan salt, and are shit at maths, only good at English.
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