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The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.
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