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Heard a joke the other day some old fart who is married said how they didn't want a woman with young kids,but met & married the love of his life & her children were already grown, so it suited him fine. Now recently I got wind of a situationship which is pretty strange the same married man has been sleeping around with half of Birmingham 🤣& is planning to go to the USA to be with some single mom with a very young child in order to hide his shame & guilt as he sits on line looking at other women to meet for sex he buys them gifts as they take it he wants them to have sex with especially oral,but he's is using a family holiday to cover up the visit,the family live in Florida I heard brr you really are a worthless piece of shit take it from someone who has been cheated on. As to the young woman she should have some self respect & run the man is no good. He has a good woman at home infact she's amazing,but he's careless dirty & can't do his job as a decent husband to keep her happy such a shame 🙈brr you're an Old man you don't get to fuck about then lie grow up🙅
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