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towl - keen - eeng verb The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient. A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
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