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Hazeltje is quite the refined lady. She has beautiful hair and enjoys falling asleep while being brushed. She adores people, especially her chosen family, and brings them joy through eye contact dopamine sessions or head in leg sessions or lick in hand sessions. Hazeltje is a Camembert cheese advocate and will do anything to yell at police officers, cats, and hats. She's not shy about sharing her views from her rooftop garden. There's only one Hazeltje, and she is truly a queen—a feisty bitch with an incredibly tender heart.
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