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A style of football played by managers such as Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, Gareth Southgate and various Spanish football teams. It involves playing a high possession style of football that can be extremely boring to watch, as it devolves into a team spamming crosses until they get lucky and score. Despite this, pundits and mainstream voices often describe it as “attractive” and “exiting” , whilst dismissing older and more traditional styles of football. Thus the term “Wokeball”.
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