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The Meezman is an Egyptian superhero that serves no one but his mistress Ceelo. The Meezman has been around for decades, kind of like Super-Man, but unlike Super-Man, Meezman did not come from Kryptone, but rather from Domiat. The Meezman's super-powers include seducing men, flying really fucking fast, invisibility but only if he's naked, and super-strength and speed. The Meezman's only weakness is high-pitched noise. It is said that the Meezman is yet to meet his rival, High-Pitch-S-Woman. But even when he meets her, he will destroy her. Meezman!
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