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Also known as Swell Head, Melon Bonce, Meat Head, Carnival bonce. A rare condition known only to affect certain individuals of the Kleanthous clan. Symptoms are abnormal head size, limiting the number of hats that can actually fit. Any car needs to be either a soft top or at least a sunroof where said huge head can be moved out of the car giving other occupants space to breathe.
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