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Amanda is the shyest girl you will ever meet, but don’t let that fool you. Don’t upset her or else you WILL make her shrivel up into little ball and hop town. She’s got luscious locks that flow all the way down to her nose. She’s got the longest nails ever and she likes to use them to pick up short guys and stuff them into her paper shredder. She is a strong, independent woman who needs no man and if you try to seduce her she will hiss like a cat and hunt you down, but now in a fun way. She loves funny guys but would rather jump off a cliff than go on a date.
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