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Osgarism

A religion that worships the return of the one true missing ball.

Followers of Osgar, and their cult of Osgarism, prophecies that the missing ball of our Lord Osgar, will come back to us as Jesus, will to the Earth.

There is no solid proof, no written texts or illustrations to depict no define any real background to this sacred, freshly caught, beer batter fried sacred being. However word of mouth from his followers say that the missing ball is one in a set of balls.

It is said that to find the missing ball, to set forward a series of events leading to such a day of return, they must walk the pilgrims trail of the rat, or 'The rats trail'.

Along the way, one is said to come across countless dangers, including false information, to mislead the pilgrims. In between these impulsive fibs, oceanic odors may assault their noses, sindging their eyebrows and causing an irregular buildup of sebum from the skin. Legend says this can develop into a condition, where anything the pilgrim touches will meet the same oily fate as their skin.

Finally, at the end of this trail, the missing ball is said to be visible in an almost 'holographic' appearance, floating several feet from the ground, situated above a what resembles a barn, possibly housing sheep wearing wellies. One way speak out to the ball, but all they shall be met back with is "wha?"

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