Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye. You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you. Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared. And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door... You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.
Text fits
Save
Cancel